Question: What is your name?
Answer: REDACTED
How long have you been playing for CSS?
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Is that chair alright? We can sort you a new one if---
It's fine, thanks.
So you've recently been sighted talking to a girl. Is this correct?
Yes.
What's her name?
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What does she look like?
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Does she like coding?
I'm not sure, I haven't asked
Well, great .. that makes my next question completely useless.
sorry...
What's her favourite programming language?
I don't know.
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How many times have you met her?
Twice. well maybe three if you count the time we walked past each other in the hallway. I'll say 2.5 times just to be safe.
Do you think you will meet her again?
I really hope so, I felt a bit of a connection.
Have you noticed any changes in performance since meeting her?
Performance. Do you mean on the pitch or my programming?
I do apologise, I'm not very good at this. On the pitch?
Well i haven't played any games since meeting her so i can't make that judgement.
Okay so would you deem it worthwhile approaching a crush?
Yes but I can't articulate why with any quantatative justification so you'll just have to take my word for it.
I've got a pun kind of question here from a CSS fan: they say "is she your type"
yes she's my type
Explain that type is a pun because programming deals with lots of data types, and programmers have to type on a keyboard to use these data types. PS: Don't read this part out loud it is simply a prompt. Fuck
Are you okay?
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I think we're all done here. I wish you the best of luck with this girl, and on Wednesday for the game!
Thanks! Maybe I will score both times hehe.
please never speak again.
